
For starters, on my birthday I take the day off work, off worrying, being an adult etc etc. Some may say “What, like every day of your life Les?” But they are wrong. I am a professional worrier.
Anyway, on April 21 I will have a meal, probably breakfast, at Waffle House. I don’t know when I started this tradition but do it I must. I will probably have the “All Star Breakfast.” I will ask them to do the following to my hash-browns - Smothered – Sauteed Onions, Covered – Melted Cheese, Chunked – Grilled Hickory Smoked Ham, Diced – Grilled Tomatoes, Peppered – Spicy Jalapeno Peppers, Capped – Grilled Button Mushrooms & Topped – Bert’s Chili. No wonder that every single American who eats at Waffle house once a day is overweight. That is why I restrict it to Birthdays and when I feel sad.